I realize that Shar Pei Saturday is a bit of a NaBloPoMo cop-out but I'm sure we all need a breather from my relentless bon mots.
But IF NOT, you should know that my blogging friend Solitary Diner is also attempting NaBloPoMo again this year and she is a thoughtful, funny, interesting delight of a human, PLUS, Anthony Bourdain replied to one of her tweets one time, so she is already WAAAAY cooler than I. Definitely check out her blog, okay, no pressure SD.
It feels kind of nutso how the last three years with Effie have raced by. We've gone from this sweet little wrinkle:
to this total fuckin' bad-ass:
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Here she is with her handsome ride or die pal, Opie, just takin' a breather before they resume their wrasslin':
Good dogs.