Can we talk about this?
This is the Daddle - the Saddle for Dads! You know - for those times your little buckeroo wants to put his feet in the stirrups and giddyap you in the balls.
I can't remember where I saw this recently - it wasn't the Tonight Show because Jay Leno sucks bag - and so my apologies if it was on your blog and I'm not giving you any credit. Although now I think about it, it might have been Regretsy, but I'm too lazy to go check.
Now, don't get me wrong - I'm all for fun times with Dad. My own excellent father was a keen ride giver and was an expert in rides of the airplane variety. I am grateful for the many sweet, giggling memories and innocent fun I had being tossed around as a child.
But I feel that even my fun-loving, ride-giving dad might have thought it was weird if I'd pulled out the Daddle and said: "Hold on, Dad - let's make this pony ride MORE REAL."
Seriously - at some point doesn't any dad strapping on a Daddle think "Waaaaait a minute here..."
I mean, one minute you're tightening those Daddle knee pads to give your kids a pony ride and the next minute, this is happening:
I have nothing against pony play - I just think kids should discover it through internet porn like normal people.
