I promised some hot girl-on-girl action, you pervs - here it is. We're launching our new web series, Seeking Simone! Right fuckin' now! Woooo!
The trailer and the first two episodes are up on the Seeking Simone website. And now, for the FAQs:
Q: Uh...what?
A: Yeah, that's right - we made a web series. It's a comedy about a young lesbian - Simone - doing some online dating in Toronto. Please, please watch it.
Q: Is it like Titanic?
A: It is JUST like Titanic, except with no boat and no budget and no one dies, except maybe a little on the inside. Also, it's gay-er. And funnier.
Q: I am a heterosexual. Will I be able to identify with the homosexual humour in Seeking Simone?
A: Yes.
Q: I'm a Buffy fan. Will I like Seeking Simone?
A: YES.
Q: I met (a) met my significant other online (b) have had disastrous online dating experiences which your show inspires me to share. Where can I do that?
A: Visit our Tales of Online Dating page and leave your tale of joy or woe in the comments. Please, please share. We'd love to feature an online dating story on the home page every week and it can't always be mine (or our intern's).
Q: I love Seeking Simone! How can I spread the word?
A: Obviously, we hope you enjoy our little low budget lesbo comedy and feel like sharing it with ... everyone you've EVER MET. If you do, please go ahead and do any or all of the following:
- Get our latest Simone news via RSS - keep up with new episodes and deep, insightful blog posts.
- Follow SeekingSimone on Twitter - we were there before Ellen! But we were there after AfterEllen.
- Friend SeekingSimone on MySpace - all the kidz are doing it!
- Subscribe to SeekingSimone on YouTube - for when you've had enough Dick in a Box.
- Join the Seeking Simone Facebook Fan Page - you know you're there already, playing Pet Society and Bejeweled Blitz. Or is that just me?
Thanks, folks! I promise not to shove my web series down your throat constantly. Love, Creampuff.