Alright. I give up. I was totally waiting to blog again until I had downloaded the pictures of my eventual birthday cake from my camera onto the 12 year old PC I'm still using because my laptop's still in the shop. But I've tried and 12 year old PC has declined to receive my photos, so here I am, on a Sunday evening, verging on hysteria, full of Cadbury Caramilk mini-eggs, freaking out about a series of VERY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS and now totally upset that I can't show you how my ice cream cake from Dairy Queen had "Happy Birthday, Dingus" on it.
Scene.