When Almost Dr. Jacks created personal ads for her cats, I knew I had to get in on that action. I trust you will all do the same with your pets.
User Name: 2wrinkly4U
Smoker? Drinker? I'm Straight Edge.
Favourite song to make romance to: Meet Me at the Roxy by Divine Brown
Likes:
- Long walks on the beach
- Rodentia
- Winged rodentia
- Rubbing my head in carcass
- Terriers
- My unstoppable corn chip odour
- Steve (the cat next door)
- Mark (the cat next door to FattyPrime's parents)
- My fatties
- Weed
Dislikes:
- Things like look and smell like food but aren't actually food
- Precipitation
- Men who dance
- Men
- Puppies
- Paw-touchers
- The RCMP
- Bathing
- Haters
What I'm looking for:
Salmon. Bacon. Unconditional love without any funny business at night.
If you can love me looking like this in the morning:
I think we might have a future together.
