The hotel I'm at right now has a personal oxygen canister in the minibar. Yeah, that's right - in case I need to suck more wind. The only thing stopping me from stealing the personal oxygen canister and wandering around Toronto taking hits off it is the $56.95 charge I will incur by removing it from my room. FOILED!
More later. Swiss Chalet is here, delivering my Festive Special. It's the most wonderful time of the year!