I was out promenading with the pooch earlier today and while we came across our usual number of used hypodermic needles, our used condom count was unusually high.
I'm always a little conflicted when I come across used condoms on the sidewalk or in the park.
On the one hand - ew.
On the other hand, hey! People are using condoms! Fantastic!
On the third, often prosthetic hand - did you really need to slingshot your used prophylactic over here when there's a garbage can 12 feet away? How are you responsible enough to use a condom but too irresponsible to dispose of it properly? Is it some manly "once it leaves my body, my seed has the atomic weight of mendelevium 258 and cannot be transported to a containment facility without endangering mankind" thing? Enlighten me, condom flingers!
But first, a poll for the rest of you:
