It's been a year since my last brilliant sea lion video. Don't lie to me - I know you've all been waiting with bated breath to see another instalment of me yapping away in Monterey while filming what I claim are the majestic creatures of the shallows known as "sea lions" but which appear to be rocks. Not even fuzzy rocks - just rocks.
I have to pat myself on the back, for I feel that my filmmaking technique is vastly improved this year. By which I mean "I stood closer to the sea lions. Because this damn camera only zooms in so far in video mode".
Behold!
After all of your derisive comments last year, I took the precaution of also adding some sea lion photos to back up my claims.
Sea lion #1: Ungh.
Sea lion #2: I feel you.
Sea lion #3: Do you guys smell me? I think I smell myself.
Sea lion #4: Clyde - don't make me club you.
Sea lion #1: Ungh.
Sea lion #2: For real.
Clyde: Whoa! Check out that chick's rack!
Sea lion #4: I totally have that shirt.
Sea lion #5: Silent, he balances on the surface of the water, surveying the landscape. He spies her, splayed regally on the rock, her dark brown pelt glistening in the sun's rays. As he prepares to make his move, he can't help chuckling to himself. She'll never see it coming...
Sea lion #6: Angelo - I can hear you narrating.
Sea lion #7: Ohhh, yeah, baby. You know what time it is.
Sea lion #7: It's BUSINESS TIME.
Look at that wink! That sea lion was totally coming on to me. Nice try, Smoove. I'm TAKEN.
