Pride is upon us, fellow Torontonians! Katr and I are hosting some Pride virgins this year and look forward to their ooo’s and aaah’s of wonder at the assless chaps, the pounding beats and the ubiquitous rainbow flag. I only hope our blender can handle all the fun.
For those of you with nothing to do Wednesday night (June 22nd) at 9 p.m., come on down to Buddies for the first night of Cheap Queers, “a three day celebration showcasing over fifty of the queerest, the brightest and the most irreverent Toronto has to offer.” Along with the queerest and the brightest, I will be performing my latest oeuvre, “Your Love Gives Me A Rash". Doors open at 8:15 p.m. and tickets are $4.62. There promises to be some funny shit, people. Funny, funny shit.
Speaking of funny shit, would the person who found my blog by Googling “fish tank tits” please stand up? Because I just . . . need to know.
Comments:
Thanks, I have not been a virgin for a very long time, so this is nice. My partner’s love has given me a rash so I was interested in your performance. Sorry I am going to miss it. Of course, it could be the poison I keep getting into. I would look it up online to figure out what it is, but I am afraid of the photos. I have been enjoying your blog a lot, but it was not me who googled the fish tits. Would those be Gordon’s or Mrs. Paul’s?
Comment by Kristi Shupp-George — Monday, June 20, 2005 @ 7:08 am
Well, as Madonna noted in the ’80’s, it’s nice to FEEL like a virgin, even if you have a rash. Dude, keep away from the poison! Pride at our place is less fun when you spend most of it in the emergency room! Glad you’ve been enjoying the blog and thanks for taking your name off my list of “fish tank tits” possibilities. Gordon’s? Mrs. Paul’s? Perhaps I’ll have to have another look at that “Viscount of Knockers” who likes to post comments here from time to time . . .
Comment by Rose — Monday, June 20, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Fish Tank Tits? Bleh. Don’t pin that one on me. Even the Viscount has his limits of breast perversion.
Comment by Non-Googler Mike — Monday, June 20, 2005 @ 8:39 pm
Hey - That rash has nothing to do with me! And, btw, to translate for non-central-Pennsylvanians, the “poison” to which she refers is poison ivy - courtesy of our forest-exploring dog.
Oh, and we are *Toronto* Pride virgins, and Canada-virgins, but not over-all pride virgins. So, the assless chaps that will shock and surprise us will be the ones worn by Mounties.
Looking forward to it!
Comment by Beth Shupp-George — Monday, June 20, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
Can I have a copy of “Love Gives me a rash?” It sounds fabulous.
Comment by Lady Marianna — Wednesday, June 29, 2005 @ 9:01 pm