The rumours are true. I am the luckiest human. Today marks five years since I married Katr at the most fun party we've ever had, surrounded by family and friends from near and far!
Topiaries! Kilts! Cabaret performances! That guy who mimed jerking off to the line "now there's only love in the dark" during his interpretive dance to Total Eclipse of the Heart!
Basically, it was fucking magic and not a day goes by...and I mean this...that I don't think about how great that night was and how wonderful our friends and family are for being there and performing and drinking and making merry and looking incredibly good-looking in pictures and being generally awesome.
Want proof? Well...there's a website and a slideshow:
Five years is a thing and I hear the gift materials for this anniversary are wood (heh heh..."wood") and silver. Naturally, that made me think VAMPIRES and WEREWOLVES. I'm sure Kate would love a "creatures of the underworld" themed gift because if there's anything she loves, it's shit like that*.
But here's the question. Do you go CLASSY, with the Vampire Killing Kit?
Tough call, gang. In the end, of course, HISTORY WILL DECIDE.
Hopefully, history will not decide to divorce me. Katr...I love you!!! FOREVER.
*Actually, it is I who like shit like that. Katr only puts up with it because, five years ago today, we got married.