User Name: 2wrinkly4U
Smoker? Drinker? I'm Straight Edge.
Favourite song to make romance to: Meet Me at the Roxy by Divine Brown
- Long walks on the beach
- Winged rodentia
- Rubbing my head in carcass
- My unstoppable corn chip odour
- Steve (the cat next door)
- Mark (the cat next door to FattyPrime's parents)
- My fatties
- Things like look and smell like food but aren't actually food
- Men who dance
- The RCMP
What I'm looking for:
Salmon. Bacon. Unconditional love without any funny business at night.
If you can love me looking like this in the morning:
I think we might have a future together.