It's very busy around here and I'm really trying to keep my mouth shut.
When you work from home with your spouse, and you are me, it's hard to not shout out every little thing that comes into your head. But Katr had a lot of work and a lot of conference calls today and I had a lot of work too. So I decided that, instead of harassing my wife while she's diligently doing her part to keep me in bonbons and bourbon, I would keep a list of things I did not say today.
6:45 a.m. Mentioned that the morning latte might be a little weak, but did not treat Katr to a blow by blow description of how my cunning plan to foam more milk was foiled by the coffee machine's unexpectedly tiny water receptacle, which overflowed into the espresso area, causing the fullness of the roast to be undermined.
7:32 a.m. Did not share tidbits about Ava Braun, Hitler's main squeeze, with Katr. Hitler, eh? MAN, what a total cock.
8:04 a.m. Decide that when I retire from my day job, my pro-wrestling name will be Bedouin Thunder. Keep it to myself.
8:47 a.m. Kittens are cute. Katr knows. I don't NEED to talk about it. Shhhh.
9:30 a.m. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.
Okay. So I only made it to 9:30 a.m. before the dam broke and the yapping began. But you know, I can build on that! I mean, I haven't even told her about this blog post yet!
Okay, I just told her.
