Creampuff Update

I know, I know - where have I BEEN?  Between all this pants-wearing, working for money, screwing my scarf up irreparably and sneaking peeks out the dining room window in case I'm missing free porn, el bloggo has been sorely neglected.  Here is the update:

Pants:  I still only have two pairs of work pants.  Yes, I wash them.  Yes, one of them is starting to chafe.  Though I do not get paid until next week, I feel I might have to make a trip this weekend to purchase further pants.

Working for money:  Rocks!  The people are cool, the coffee is free and I get to do fun little projects all day.  The only downside is that my computer screen is in a very public area, which means that my Hothead Paisan - Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist desktop wallpaper is . . . not okay.  I chose instead a verdant hill.  It soothes me - particularly when my pants are chafing.

Irreparable screwing up of scarf:  Well, I made the stunning tactical error of working on the knitting and trying to learn a new stitch the night that the right-wing fucktard I hate got elected Prime Minister of Canada.  Thank GOD Deuce and Jebr had brought cake over, or the night would have been a total wash.  As it was, I had to completely unravel my scarf and when I go to knitting class in a few minutes, I plan on telling the instructor that I had always INTENDED to make a dishcloth and yes, it would look great with a fringe.

Free porn:  Dear neighbours - you seem to have shut your blinds.  Was it my binoculars?  It was my binoculars, wasn't it?  Too much?

Aaaand . . . that's all the update this creampuff's got time for.  It's off to knitting class - where incompetents gather to cast off.  Photos of completed dishcloth with fringe to come.