Creampuff Hysteria
I was so mesmerized by this babe’s glasses that I completely failed to notice that she’s holding a speculum. Fantastic.
That’s right ladies and friends of ladies, it’s time again for Hysteria, North America’s largest multi-disciplinary festival of work by women. If you’re here in T.O. and are lookin’ for some hot, female, multi-disciplinary action, come on down to Buddies in Bad Times and check out this year’s crop of talented babes doin’ their thing, and possibly yours! The festival opens this Thursday, Oct 27th and runs ’til November 5th - check out the schedule for info on times and tickets.
My new short piece about Anne of Green Gables, Anne and Diana Were TOTALLY DOING IT, is premiering on the final Saturday, November 5th, as part of the Sensorimotor Stage, starting at 8 p.m. Obviously, a play about fictional characters getting it on wouldn’t be complete without “speculative re-enactments” from the text; therefore, I have engaged highly talented and very patient local actors Rebecca Benson (as Anne) and Renee Olbert (as Diana) to play the girls in gingham. Mm-HMMM.
It promises to be a great festival all ’round - some breakdancing, some performance art, some comedy, some singin’, some boxing, some corncob innuendo (that’s us), a fully licensed venue - clearly, Hysteria is not to be missed! I hope to see some of you there. I’ll be the one avoiding the babe with the speculum.
Comments:
I totally have to go to a wanky scarberia wedding on the 5th. Would much rather be watching your show - the drinks are probably cheaper at Buddies.
Comment by ers — Wednesday, October 26, 2005 @ 1:56 pm | Edit This
Oh my God, they totally WERE doing it. Bosum buddies, indeed.
Comment by Melissa — Wednesday, October 26, 2005 @ 2:24 pm | Edit This
Ers, that blows. There probably won’t be as many girls making out at the Scarberia nuptials. Or WILL there?
Melissa - I’m glad I’ve finally opened your eyes.
Comment by Rose — Wednesday, October 26, 2005 @ 7:33 pm | Edit This
will a turkey be involved?
Comment by newyorkex — Thursday, October 27, 2005 @ 12:19 am | Edit This
It would be a bit pricey to fly out, but quite possibly worth it!
Comment by Winter — Thursday, October 27, 2005 @ 1:18 pm | Edit This
Winter, it IS scholarly investigation - maybe you could get some sort of academic bursary. It’s RESEARCH!
NYex - there is no turkey. Only stuffing.
Comment by Rose — Thursday, October 27, 2005 @ 5:18 pm | Edit This
Stuffing is the only thing you need.
Comment by Melissa — Thursday, October 27, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
Oh god, I would totally give my right arm AND my eyeteeth to see your show. Have pity on a lifelong lesbo Anne Fan and take pictures or something!!
Comment by Andygrrl — Monday, November 7, 2005 @ 2:21 pm