Baby Naming Update: You will all be surprised to learn that my friend Sapa didn’t go with ‘Finnegan’ and ‘Fergus’ for her new twin boys. She called the other day while I was out and Katr got the scoop on the names before I did.
Me: Ooo, ooo! What did they call them? Did they go for Finnegan and Fergus?
Katr: Apparently not. They named one baby William Gordon and the other one Edward Joseph.
Short pause.
Me: Soooo . . . they named the babies Bill and Ted?
I’m sure that someone has pointed this out to Sapa and Chdu, but when I spoke to a thrilled and exhausted Sapa yesterday, it seemed inappropriate to bring it up. She kept calling Bill ‘Liam’ and Ted ‘Edward’ but . . . come on. I think those kids’ll be spending a lot of time at the beach. Sleep well, babies - I look forward to witnessing your excellent adventures.
Comments:
1. Holy fuck that’s awesome.
God gave rock and roll to you, little babies. lol
Comment by ers — Monday, August 29, 2005 @ 8:07 pm


