Creampuff on the Web!

My girlfriend, Katr Baibri, had a dream one night that she was locked out of her office building on a weekend. Being a workaholic, she did what any normal woman would do if she found herself locked out of her office in a dream - she called the police. Naturally, the police had a key to the building and the two officers dispatched to the scene let Katr into the office. She expected them to leave but instead, they stuck around, watching her and distracting her from her very important work. She realized then, in the manner of dreams, that they were waiting for her to STEAL something so that they could arrest her and go back to THEIR office. As this dawned on her, one of the officers’ radios crackled and an unintelligible voice issued from it. The officers looked at each other, then at Katr, then one of them switched on his radio and said:

“The creampuff is still here.”

Welcome to the Creampuff Revolution.